(SP) – Your friend’s friend who works for the FBI reportedly said there is « zero scenario » that North Carolina makes it to the second week of the NCAA Tournament.
« Let’s just say I’m very confident in my support this year, » the FBI agent said. “You don’t get rich working for the FBI, but I’m going to make a ton of money from this year’s tournament and in Vegas. Trust me. Now that the field is ready, we’re going to drop a bunch of categories that will eliminate some teams. »
Besides North Carolina, the FBI agent’s friend says there are “nearly a dozen” other groups ranked No. 4 or higher “that are going to have the full weight of federal law enforcement falling on them. That is, I fill in my bracket with the answers to the test. That’s awesome. »
The FBI agent also stressed that there are no legal or ethical problems with filing charges as the Tournament is about to begin.
« This is not me doing drugs and pocketing $200,000 in cash that I found at the scene, » he said. “I’m just taking down some corrupt programs and beating my tournament ass in the process. This is going to be the best March ever. »